[Ask The Goddess] Pick Your Favorite (A Formspring Question)

 

from Dee: Which caption that I've done for you would you consider your favorite and why?

For those of you who don't know, this was sent to me by Dee @ 'Dee'-lusions of  Grandeur.  I consider her a close friend and over the years she has made me an extensive list of captions.   She was there when I first found the Haven and we had a lot of engrossing conversations in those early days.  I had to go back and review all the captions she's done for me to remember everything and in the end decided to pick two that stuck out with one honorable mention (Also, I just want to showcase some awesome work she's done for me!).

 

"Sasha's the same old Mark ... well sorta!"

This one is pretty straightforward: I love dominance and control and this hits all those buttons for me.  As "Sasha" this is something I would do, turn others into sexy girls and make them sexy toys.  As you can see, everyone is happier in the end . . . and a whole lot sexier.  This was also a different kind of caption for me to get on the Haven - people continued to focus on more submissive captions and while I do enjoy them, I lean towards dominance (if that wasn't obvious enough).  It takes a very special caption for me to accept submission.  Speaking of which . . .

 "Harem Scarem"

This one might be THE favorite.  While it is a submissive caption, it embodies everything that's good about a "Dee" Caption:  Humor and tight-yet-direct-writing.  The pictures are also some my favorites that Dee picked for me; the girl is just stunning and I LOVE sexy girls of color (my preference in girl depends on the mood I'm in, but Dee is one of the few who's captioned me as a black girl and I love her for it.).  The best part about the writing is that it's so good that it gets you hot and bothered while making you laugh out loud at the same time. 

"Chomping At The . . "

I've shown this caption before as a guest caption, but it's just so good it's worth a second time.  For one thing, I identify with both the mistress and the slave, which is an odd duality for me.  The picture speaks to my most wicked desires and the writing pushes this one WAY over the top. 

"Life's Burden" or "Carry Your Responsibility"

Made for Chelsea Baker @ Rachel's Haven

Chelsea's preferences are those of a revenge/karma tone.  Atoning for sins and pass transgressions or being switched from one extreme to the other.  In this case, I wanted to concentrate on the vengeance/ divine retribution angle.  I originally wrote the voodoo priestess with a very literal Bayou accent.  I quickly realized it was too hard to read so I switched it to something more readable.  

[Ask the Goddess] Passion For Fashion

1)I know you like Regal dresses and designer clothes but, Which kind of clothing do you favour the most? Also in which kind of clothing would you dress your pets? or maybe you would prefer to let them roam around naked? ^-^ (Posted by Alectra)

 If you can't tell by my captions; I have a love for designer fashion.  One of my favorite caption blogs is Samantha de Savoy's TGirl Captions - a blog that uses high quality fashion photos in almost every caption made.  If I was given a woman's form, I would want to look good - period.  Being that my weakness is a well-dressed woman it's pretty much a given I would want to be the same way if I were one!  
As for pets - they have to earn clothing!  If they are good, they get a collar and the really lucky ones get a pink thong and matching heels.  Anything else is is purely based on the situation. The only rule is no one is ever to outshine Mistress.

2)can i see more possession caps? (This question was posted in rapid succession 5 times in a row)

While I certainly love that anyone has an appreciation for my captions, The above method is NOT a good way to convince me to do something.  IF I FEEL UP to making a possession caption (or any caption for that matter), THEN I'll gladly make one.  That said, please be respectful when posing a question or you stand a good chance of being ignored.  I love feedback and interacting with people, but I won't accept foolishness.

"The Hot Bitch Club" or "Let Evie Be Born"

Made for Argus with the express purpose of melting her brain with sexy blonde, bitchy goodness.  She always makes me fun captions and I wanted to blow her mind with this one.  It jumped out at me the moment I saw the image and the story came around a little bit later.  Still, it was a lot of fun to write for her.  I hope it was fun for you to read.  Until next time, dolls.

"Celebrity Skin" or "Ashley Sky at the Haven Ballroom Tonight Only!"

Made for Ashley Sky about a year ago. 

I've come to the point where I have to double check captions to make sure I haven't posted them already.  I keep thinking I've posted this one before but it's not shown up in the blog feed.  I used a set of imaged I always enjoyed but I had the original set and/or files so I could remix it.  I like the overall story but would love to revise it along with giving it a little more visual power.  Still, I remember being very pleased with it and Ashley was too.  I'm hoping it will be the same for you.


Also, I've decided to start using Google+ so if you wish to add me, my listing is here:

Miss Simone's Google + Profile

I'll be sure to post updates and even let you know some of the captions and blogs I love reading.  Also it's another way to interact so I hope to hear from you.

[Guest Caption] Agent 1

This lovely tale was done by Charlotte from Rachel's Haven.  She's been doing some fantastic work of late and I wanted to highlight her.   She writes some delicious captions and finds ways to make you think a bit when she's done.  I asked her to do something so I could post it here and she actually made it about me!  She didn't have to, but I'm certainly not complaining.  So enjoy Charlotte's work and see more at the haven.  See you again, Dolls

"Subterfuge" or "Her Will Be Done"

I didn't make this caption for anyone in particular, but it was made with a Photoshop Template I created.  I plan to post the template on Rachel's Haven for the toolbox to help beginners who might need a little boost in the visual department.  I don't pretend to know a ton about Photoshop (there are SO MANY other captions-makers who are better with it than me. . . .Caitlyn-Masked, Steffie, Petra and Victoria to name a few), but I know enough to understand that it can be an intimidating program for the uninitiated.  I myself and horrid in the technical sense; much of what I've learned has been through years of fiddling, searching tutorials and exchanging information with others. 
 I'll also be writing a tutorial for it and this caption was the text to see if it would visually be up to snuff.  It worked out well and it also allows me some easy quick caps for when I'm feeling like getting something done.  To give you an idea of what the Template looks like, here's the bare bones look of it:

[Exclusive Caption] "First One's Free" or "Hard Sell"

An exclusive caption for this blog.

So what's the right choice?

"Academic Discipline" or "Student Orientation"

I hadn't made anything fun for Jennifer in a long time, so I decided to do this.  Is this how you want schools to be like?  Just know that Headmistress Simone runs a tight ship and insubordination will not be tolerated.  Now off to class with you or you'll end up like Jennifer here. . . .

“Forging A Sword” or “Making A Thrall”

Made For Victoria @ Rachel's Haven

The picture screamed at me and I wanted to do something wicked for Victoria.  She's helped a lot as my proof reader and also someone to bounce ideas off of.  The story was heavily inspired by the story "The Femme Fatale" by Morpheus on Fictionmania.  I have to say that this story is THE ULTIMATE fantasy for me when it comes to being transformed into a woman.  Victoria also enjoyed the story and I wanted to toy around with the overall idea.  This caption is the end result.  Call it a tribute of sorts - the story meant just that much to me.  Until next time, dolls.

[Exclusive Caption] "Her Best Face" or "You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression"

An exclusive caption just for this blog

I love confidence; it's sexy and it often gets you want you want.  Part of confidence is knowing who and what you are.  Confidence and pride are big parts of this caption and I wanted to capture both.  Until next time, dolls.

"Just One More" or "Better For All Involved"

"The Dark Debutante" or "Bippety Boppety Bitch"

This is a little Twisted FairyTale I crafted after seeing this image. It was shown to me by Victoria and I instantly thought of Cinderella.  I took the idea and ran with it, but really wanted to concentrate on the transformation itself.  My goal was to seduce the reader visually and mentally . . . so much fun!

Me and Victoria's interests are so much the same that I could have easily have switched the names around in this.  In fact her imprint is very much on this caption: she proof-read it, showed me the image that sparked the idea and even provided a little help on the second title.  Of course when I thought of the prince, I had someone in particular in mind so it should be quite fun to see the reaction . . . (I even have something of a follow-up image that could be used as a "honeymoon" caption sequel.)

I won't give away the visual ques but they should be obvious.  I'm also thinking of expanding it and writing out the entire fairy tale as I envision it from beginning to end.  I would love to hear your thoughts on this one.  Until next time, dolls.

[Exclusive Caption] "Daddy's Little Girls" or "Family Bonding"

An exclusive caption created for The Modern Goddess blog.

Sometimes I just feel wicked and want to cross a forbidden the line or two.  This caption is such a caption.  This one was partly inspired by a story from Fictionmania along with a conversation I had with Victoria Hyde.  She brought up the idea of a mistress being a flesh-peddler; holding her thrall out on display while she gives a seductive sales pitch to the potential customer.  Meanwhile, said thrall wait's patiently, eyes pleading to be used after being trained so well by her mistress.  It's a positively orgasmic image of temptation and needless to say it sent the motor running.  I combined a few ideas and wrote this caption after finding a particular picture. Because she helped spark it, Victoria gets the co-staring role and the speaking parts.  Afterall, I can think of no one else who can sale sin like her.  That silver-tongued vixen will have you in panties before you can say "Yes ma'am" and I adore her for it.

While I can't say that I will use particular trope much, I can say I will be exploring more darker themes when the fancy strikes me.  The usual quality of work you've come to know and love will still be here!  Until next time.

[Guest Caption] Fancy A Dip

Amanda S sent this caption via email to me and it was too divine not to post.  As you can see she's promising and I'm glad she thought it was worthy to be sent in!  If you enjoy her caption, please comment here but also email Amanda S and give her some love. I hope we will hear more from her soon.  I know I can't wait.

If you want to submit your own caption, please email me here.(Hint: lil-ole-narcissistic me loves tributes).  There is also a set of images someone sent me that I plan to work with as soon as I get some things done with my que of captions.  Hope to here from you lovely dolls soon. 

P.S. - I've started to personally respond to comments left on posts here, so expect something to be said back if you leave me a note.  

"Blonde Submission" or "Talking Without Thinking"

Does anyone else have a problem with talking before thinking?  Dalene had issues with this, but she will more than likely find something to put in her mouth that will help fix that problem.

[Exclusive Caption] "Smoke and Mirrors" or "Breaking The Illusion"

An Exclusive Caption For This Blog

I couldn't end the week without a caption for some reason.  I hope you all find this one fun and sexy (as always).  Enjoy the weekend, dolls.

Ask The Goddess - Ask First . . .

"I didn't tell you to borrow my dress, bitch . . . "

"Do you ask the people first before posting a "guest caption" or just figure that if it was made for you, it'd be fine to post?"

 If it was posted to my folder @ Rachel's Haven, I usually ask before posting.  However, I've jumped the gun once or twice.  If it's someone I know better or has given me permission, I might be inclined to forgo asking.   Anything submitted by email is fair game unless told otherwise.  However, I never have an issue with removing anything by someone who doesn't want their work posted here.  

The main reason I started doing guest caps is to highlight people whose work is excellent but otherwise didn't have their own blog to post it to.  However, with the explosion of personal TG blogs, it's rare that it's the case anymore.  I still try to use more caps from those who don't have blogs, but it's hard to do when something is so good it has to be shared!

[Classic Caption]"A Flip Of The Coin" or "Gawd, What An Ass!"

Originally Posted @ Rachel's Haven May 2008

"Fashion Statement" or Kaitlyn's Amazing Technicolor Dream Dress"

Originally posted to Rachel's Haven September 2011

This was done for Kaitlyn as a bonus.  I just love the classy look of this picture and the expression on her face.  She wants to give in to her beau and I wanted to know why.  I think the story presents itself.

[Guest Caption] The Sculptor - Dangerous curves ahead

This fantastic caption made for me by Sammie absolutely made my toes curl!!!!  She knows how to push my buttons and this picture is definitely making me envious.  I would love to show it off if this were me.

[Exclusive Caption] ". . . With Benefits" or "A Good Reason To Get Caught"

An Exclusive Caption only for The Modern Goddess Blog

Would you  take the plunge if you were her?

"A Simple Thrill" or "A New High"

Originally Posted to Rachel's Haven September 2011

This was made for Kaitlyn who tends to make more "nice" captions.  She had made me a wonderful little bodyswap story and this was my return to her.  I've made captions for her before but I have always found her preferences harder to focus on than most.  She likes the traditional TG/TF fiction universes (Great Shift, SRU, MoZ, etc.) and I always had difficulty writing within those realms. 

Now one thing about Kaitlyn people tend forget; just because she tends to lean towards pictures that are less sexual in nature they assume this means there can't be anything wicked in the stories.  That's far from the case.  In this story, I really wanted to play with the idea of temptation.  While bouncing ideas off of Caitlyn (two for the price of one!), this story jumped into my head.  The image itself oozes femininity but aside from being very pretty to look at, it doesn't tell much of a story.  However, it's that very femininity that works well to drive this tale. 

If you are a regular visitor here, than chances are that femininity would be a temptation for you.  Some of you dress, some of you have gone deep down the womanhood.  Whatever your stopping point, it would have to be tempting to be your most optimally feminine and pretty.  A chance at whatever your ideal would be a dream come true and I doubt many would pass it up.  I hope I've tempted you with this tale today.  Until next time, dolls.

sometimessimone@yahoo.com

[Guest Caption] He Makes Me Better

This was made for me by Kaitlyn a few weeks ago @ Rachel's Haven.  Quite a fun little body swap.  I love the idea of being a better girl than an actual woman!  Makes me want to do do more body swap stories in captions. . . .

[Exclusive Caption] "Quelling The Hunger" or "The Day I Was Reborn"

An exclusive caption for this blog.

This picture is to die for so I hope you enjoy it.

[Classic Caption]“The Acceptance of Jayne” or “Fell In Love With A Girl”

Originally Posted @ Rachel's Haven June 2008

This caption is extremely personal to me.  I almost didn't want to post it, but it a story of a simple wish.
Wherever you are, Jayne, I hope you are well.  I miss you. 

Haven Quarterly E-Zine Issue 2 Coming!

The girls over at Rachel's Haven have once again been busy with the making the Haven Quarterly E-zine.  If you're a fan of TG fiction and captions, than this is another chance to see a collection of beautiful exclusive work done by some great creators.  There's over 70 pages of stories, comics and caption made by people like Smitty, Alectra, Jennifer, Caitlyn, Candy, Kayla and a host of others.  There's even a serial story and two exclusive captions by yours truly inside.  I don't plan to ever post the captions I donate to the e-zine on my blog so you'll just have to get them from the Haven Quarterly.

How you ask?  There are several ways to do this.  One is to donate to the haven's upkeep fund (click here for details).  Another way is to make a caption for either the Caption Challenge 6 or participate in Nadine's 2-for-1 caption exchange.  If you're already part of the haven, it's worth it to give something back.  If you aren't, than it's a wonderful incentive to see all to fantastic caption work coming.  This issue of the Haven E-Zine will be available October 3, so I hope you'll be getting YOUR copy!

[Classic Caption] "No Boys In The Room" or "Sharing Birthday Cake"

What do YOU eat in the bed?  Or is it WHO do you eat?

-Originally Posted to Rachel's Haven June 2008.

Another early caption, something I would love to find the original images and remix it.  It's a sweet story made sexy by the source images.   Anyone else waiting to get this present for their birthday?

[Ask The Goddess] Quality vs. Popularity

 

Which would make you happier to create? A cap that you don't think is very good, but is VERY well received, or a cap that you think is great, but receives no comments whatsoever?

I work hard to be this good!

This is a difficult question for me because I'm always aware of the audience.  I first and foremost write for myself - If I don't truly like it or see potential, then I won't post caption.  I have a folder of "B-sides and draft caps" that no one has ever seen because I wasn't pleased with the outcome.  Still, there is a huge motivation within me to try to make the perfect caption or write the perfect story.  When I make a caption for someone, I want to wow them and leave them excited.  If I didn't I feel like I didn't do a good enough job, than I want to try again. 

That all said, I always set out to make good captions that are well-received.  Many times I've scratched my head at the responses captions have gotten.  Some I've made and thought were only OK have been wildly popular while others I've personally loved with all my heart have gone all but unnoticed.  I can't control it and if I could I would bottle it and use it as a writer or artist!  I suppose if I had to choose, I would perfer to make a popular caption because I already know I can't control the response.  If I go out and make the best caption possible, than I should be happy with whatever response I get.  Because ultimately, I want to involve some kind of response, even if it's not the one I wanted or expected.

On a side note, I had a second question on formspring to answer, but I accidentally erased it.  I would love to see what it was so if you've recently sent me a question or you just want to add another one to it, than please go ahead and ask me anything.  Until next time dolls.  

   

[Classic Caption] New Rules Of Racing: My first caption

Originally posted on Rachel's Haven on May 2008

This is the first caption I ever created.  When I first made this, I had been on Rachel's Haven for all of a week and I decided to dip my toes into writing captions.  I had seen them for years all over the internet at this time, but they were scattered in so many places.  I had contributed stories to Fictionmania but nothing beyond that.

Looking back on this, I'm pleased with what I wrote, but I had no concept of design.  I large block of space, some text and a picture was pretty much all I knew (Notice it doesn't even have a double name).  At the time I was still exploring the idea of admitting that I had this kink so the Simone that runs this blog wasn't fully developed.  Over 250 captions later I feel I've grown.  Still, I can appreciate what this caption does do right.  I originally wanted to remix this caption before posting it and I still might just for fun.  How do you think I've done in the years since making this caption? 

Until next time, dolls.

"Party Favor!" or "Taking Care Of The Boys"

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[Classic Caption]"The Last Father's Day" or "A Prayer Answered"

Originally posted to Rachel's Haven on June 2008

 I think of all the captions I've ever written, I'm proudest of this one.  I will tell you now that if you are looking for something with a most sexual nature, this caption won't be it.  I really wanted to write something that captured sacrifice and unconditional love in it's purest form.  It was made for the June 2008 caption contest (the theme was Father's Day).  I haven't been at the haven longer than a month and this was the first time I actually entered a contest.  I was very new to captioning and looking at it now, I can see visual mistakes I wouldn't make now.  Regardless, the story was what I was truly going for so I that was my focus. 

This turned out to be the winner of that month and I was very surprised at the response it received.  While I have rarely used the pregnancy trope in a caption, I do understand the allure of it.  There is perhaps no other action that embodies femininity than giving life. To feel a life growing inside you and becoming bonding with that child is something I I believe holds one of the highest honors in our society.  Usually when I use it, I try to take great care with it in captions.  Still, there is a sensual allure to feeling the weight of a pregnant body as well.

I hope you enjoyed this sentimental look at captioning.  Until next time, doll.s

Ask The Goddess - Pets Care & Buns in The Oven

The good ones get to go for walks

1)Forgive me for asking, but do you punish your pets, Goddess?

   

This question comes up in form form or another at least once a week.  I think the answer to that question is obvious if you read my captions and follow this blog.  However, you'll have to ask them yourself . . . if you do happen to find one to question, see how much they like it . . .

 

2)Your pregnant cap, "The Journey" is fantastic! Any chance of seeing more preg caps? 

I've done a few pregnant captions in my time, but I can't say that trope is one I use a lot.  I don't mind it but there are others I like more.  When used properly, it's very sexy.  I CAN say that I do have a pregnancy caption to do for someone at the Haven so it will be along down the pipeline.  I will also post my older caption I made for an older caption contest that involved the pregnancy theme.  Look for both captions very soon.

Until next time, dolls. Remember, you can use Formspring to ask me a question or you can send it via email to sometimessimone@yahoo.com

"Performance Review" or "Promotion To Reality"

Petra over at the haven was one of the girls I always highly admired.  I remember her coming to the Haven years ago and shocking everyone with a knack for doing captions.  I eventually made one for her, but it's been a LONG time sense I've made one for her.  I decided that had to change.  So I poured this little beauty out.  Little miss Petra has a bit of an oral fixation.  Combined with her desire to be a lovely little redhead I knew this picture was perfect.  The theme of this story was "YOU WANTED THIS."  I wanted it to be clear that no matter how much she tried to hide it, this was her true self and that she would be ultimately happier as a little cum dump instead of pretending to be a boy.  Do any of you want to stop pretending?