[EXCLUSIVE CAPTION] "Trapped!!" or "I Straddle The Fence"

Which side am I on?  Doesn't matter, I play for both teams . . .

Well,  you lucky little bitches get TWO exclusives from me in the same week.  Your adoration is welcome.

Here's something I don't see much in captions - Traps.  I must admit, I'm jealous of those who can pull off such a stunt, living on both sides of the fence due to blessings from genetics (The most recent being model Andrej Pejic.  It's not fair!).  Still, it's something that's very real and possible.  Boy or girl?  Pick a side - How about both?