Statement Making Apparel | Preconceived Notions

So much to say without saying a word.

Isn't It Ironic | Don't Ya Think?

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Dee needs to learn the lingo

Hi-Score | Next Level Curse

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Welcome To the Next Level ...

Last Friday Night | Gold Standard

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T.G.I.F!

Not Another Cinderfella | Fairly Odd Mother

 Dee learns not to have a roommate.

New Face of Racing | TransGen 500 (A Classic Caption Remix)

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 A trip down memory lane to make a victory lap!

Out Of Touch | Technology Gap

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Parents just don't understand . . .

A Public Service Announcement | Get Help Somewhere

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled transformations . . . . 

"Double Standard" Or Inconsistent Behavior"

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Equality in every way?

"Traffic Stopper" or "Dangerous Curves Ahead"

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Pump the breaks.

"Sweet Goodness" or "Sexier By The Dozen"

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You always knew their was a secret ingredient .

"Born Again" or "Understanding Each Other"

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"Always Humiliating" or "The Felicia The Whole World Prefers"

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Perhaps they would sale more if they targeted a difference audience?

[Classic Caption] Dude! Your Dad is HOT!

Originally Posted to Rachel's Haven June 2008

This is something I did for a caption contest.  I thought it was a cute little twist on things.  How would love to be your wife's twin?  Would you act the same was she did or would you create your own feminine persona?

"A Simple (Failed) Plan" or "Lipstick On A Pig"

So maybe I do have a sense of humor!  Something just to be a bit silly for Ashleigh.  This went through about four revisions before this one and that's saying something considering that it's not a long caption. 

[Classic Caption]"The Fast &The Feminine" or "Street Queen Dreams" (Aug 2008)

I made this caption for Dee with the idea of not doing my usual design elements.  The picture was so amazing and left so much room that I saw no need do much with it.  Still, this is a personal choice for me due to the style of story.  I was (obviously) parodying The Fast & Furious franchise right down to the cheesy dialogue, but it was still a fun concept to play with.  You don't see many good curse stories in TG and this one could have some legs (not as a universe, but definitely for a good fleshed out story.) if written right.  Now if I handed you the cars to your very own TG - inducing car, would you be ready to jump behind the wheel?

"No one Fits You Better" or "Work & Play"

Don't we wish we could all get a hold of a set of these? 

I'm particularly proud of this caption.  Mainly because of what I had to start with:

"Who Ya Gonna Call??" or "Fourth Floor Curse"

"Alternative Teaching" or "U+Me=Us (Calculus)"

Class Is In Session:  Now Drop The Pants!

I'm in a silly mood, so this is the result. 

The picture alone is yummy, so it made writing this a snap.  The name comes from an old MTV show about a fake boy band they once aired.  The fake band had a song and everything.  Regardless, A lot of us would love to have a teacher to dedicated to their craft.  Soon of us want to BE the teacher! 

Now that class is in session, who wants to sign up?  Remember, dolls, my class it demanding and the coursework is brutal.  I'm a hard teacher to please, so prepare to be molded into my perfect student.

[Exclusive Caption] "Lady Luck" or "Smoking Aces"

"My pair beats any straight you've got!"

I love fashion pictures, but they are often not ideal for captions people want.  That's why I use them for captions I do for myself.  This particular one felt like it wrote itself.  Could you imagine playing cards for your femininity?