"A New Girlfriend" or "A Blonde, A Brunette and a Redhead Walk In A Bar. . ."

Something I did for Sammy over a year ago.  I thought I posted it, but I guess I get to share it with you lovely dolls out there.  Who wants to be our roommate?

Have an idea for a caption or want to submit one to be picked as a guest cap?  then send it to me and see if I select it . . . 

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"Birth Of A Succubus" or "Life You Never Had"

This is for Evie @ Argus Backburner.  This was a return for this delicious caption she did for me!

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[EXCLUSIVE CAPTION] "Office Hours" or "Doing What You Love"

Never let it be said I don't do what I love.  And some of you would love for me to do it to you as well. . .


 Have an idea for a caption or want to submit one to be picked as a guest cap?  then send it to me and see if I select it . . . 

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"Act Of Love" or "A Grand Gesture"

Would you want your wife to show you this kind of love?

[Exclusive Caption] "Teenage Dream" or "A Prom Night Sissy"

It's that time of year when every little girl in school dreams of being swept off to prom and be a princess for a night.  Every little sissy wishes they can join in on the salon trips, dress shopping and looking pretty for pictures.  Perhaps they want their mother to do this to them???  Would you be able to say no to your date after he decides to take you to the hotel room afterwards?  Would you want to?

[Classic Captions] "The Old Ways Work The Best" or "Candy Maker"

"Something Special Is Cooking" or "A little Seasoning"

"Compulsive Response" or "Feeling Pretty"

What girl doesn't feel naked without a little lipstick or gloss?

[Guest Captions] Maybe She's Borth With It - "Gwendolyn"

This little treasure was made by Gwendolyn, who is a girl after my own heart.  She picked up on some of my favorite themes and used them here in this story-driven caption.  The story itself is one I adore - getting even in the end.  There's a touch of sweetness to it, something Gwen uses well in her captions.  This isn't a long as some of her stories, but it worked out well - It could easily be expanded into something larger.  However, the two things touched off a favorite theme of mine; the image and the description of her being made beautiful.  Lovely little dream - who WOULDN'T want to transform into that beauty.  While I tend not to like celebs in captions made for me, Scarlett Jo definitely gets a pass from me!

If you would like to send something in go ahead and leave a caption at sometimessimone@yahoo.com.  I love getting captions and I might use it here.

[Exclusive Captions] "The Only Truth" or "Accepting Bliss"

A big influence of this caption was the character "Anna" from the science fiction series "V". I find her method for subjugating her race of aliens and the ease in which she manipulates the humans of the show rather seductive.  Morena Baccarin brings this role to life and I can easily see how being a woman like Anna is fun.

Two themes I enjoy playing with are the ideas of physically molding someone into a woman and mentally controlling them through a form of pleasurable brainwashing.  I thought that immediately when I saw this picture, but it was originally in black and white. I colored her skin, hair and lips to give the image of her being "Blissed" into womanhood.  The rest I believe is self explanatory.  I've toyed with just keeping black and white. .  . . what do you think?

"No Men Here" or "I've Been Careless With A Delicate Man . . . "

". . .and it's a sad, sad world . . . . when a girl can break a boy just because she can. . . "

Mid-way through making this cap I had to turn on Fiona Apple's "Criminal" because I was feeling so deliciously wicked.  I think the words to this song worked so well as the title.  There's a touch of influence from the song, but honestly the true inspiration came from the caption "Killing You" by Isobelle.  It's one of my favorites and it never fails to get the juices flowing because it captures a devious turn of events and not usually found in captions.  The picture I used above brought that story to mind, so it was no surprise to me that it was on my mind when I started writing.  While not quite the same subject matter, I did try to capture the spirit of it, even with the ending. 

I created it for googs @ Rachel's Haven as a little something to make him think.  Googs loves to straddle the line between love and submission and that's always something I'm willing to try to write.  For the story I had it in my head as two women fighting over a man.  One is the wife and the other is someone looking to sink her talons into claimed territory.  In the case of this caption, the winner is the other woman (no surprise I use myself as the voice of the victor!) and she chooses to change her trophy into her plaything.  The look in her eyes is one of utter victory and smug satisfaction; the girl under her is totally hers.  Just the way I like it.

I hope you enjoy it - let me know what you think. 

[Exclusive Caption] "Hot Rod, Hot Bod" or "Draining The Competition"

I haven't done one of these in a while. 
This started with the picture.  I was playing around with photoshop and wanted to test my skills.  The original picture was black and white (below), so I colorized it in true Ted Tuner fashion.  The story rattled around in my head and went through two revisions.  Honestly, it wasn't the original idea at all.  Still, I enjoyed this one best.  I think it's partly influenced by Smitty and his Suc-u-bus stories.  Delicious idea - I would love for one to find me and make me into their vixen companion so we could drain boys silly.

The original picture.  I'm jealous of this sexy bitch.  She is pure desire in feminine form. 
Special thanks to Caitlyn who gave me suggestions with how to fix this picture. 

[Classic Caption]"The Fast &The Feminine" or "Street Queen Dreams" (Aug 2008)

I made this caption for Dee with the idea of not doing my usual design elements.  The picture was so amazing and left so much room that I saw no need do much with it.  Still, this is a personal choice for me due to the style of story.  I was (obviously) parodying The Fast & Furious franchise right down to the cheesy dialogue, but it was still a fun concept to play with.  You don't see many good curse stories in TG and this one could have some legs (not as a universe, but definitely for a good fleshed out story.) if written right.  Now if I handed you the cars to your very own TG - inducing car, would you be ready to jump behind the wheel?

"Guy's Weekend" or "Let's Play Who's-In-My-Mouth"

". . . Corrupts Absolutely" or "Can You Give Up Power?"

Time heals all boobs. . .

I had to scrap to other versions of this caption before I got this one.  I wanted to add to the visual on this, so I toyed with the background and the sizing of the picture.

"That's Progressive!!!" or "Anything For A Discount"

Less of a story caption and more built on the visual.  I tried to make the picture look as close to the actual Progressive Insurance website as possible.  There are things I even changed on the side that got cut off due to size issues.

Martha (Martha's TG Caps) loves the idea of realistic situations or problems if changed into a woman.  She also has an off-beat sense of humor.  While she does love a good sexy caption, I wanted to play with some humor when I made this for her, so I came up with the idea of playing with identity.  To suddenly be a totally different person with a preexisting background would be rather insane.  While I went with a humorous angle here, I imagine identity claims would be just one of the ways insurance companies would rack up in a scenario like this.

"Matriarch" or "The Wife Returns"

The House Wife.  How interesting would it be to made into a rich, pampered house wife and mother?  Would you consider it a blessing to have your husband give you an expense account and send you off shopping while you spend your free time playing bridge at the country club with the other ladies in society?  While not my most ideal, it certainly has it's perks.  I could slip into her shoes. . . particularly if I could be sure I would look like her!

Also, I've noticed a sudden boost in new followers!  I'm so glad people are enjoying my little slice of the internet!  I've taken to trying to respond to people who post comments on a regular basis.  Who knows, I might even start doing specialized prize captions for those comments that impress me the most.  See you soon with more work!

"Back For Seconds" or "I Use It Better"

Something a bit different, but I adore this picture.  The absolute nasty thoughts it creates are too delicious.

On a side note - Samantha deSavoy's TG Captions just recently celebrated one year of captions. Her choices of pictures are always interesting and I love her work.  Check them out if you get a chance.

"She Gets Me High" or "Wax Estatic"

Momma Needs Her Candy. . .

How badly would you want a taste if this was the result?

"Embracing Your Gifts" or "Nothing Will Happen That You Don't Want to Happen"

I remember wanting to play with the idea of a girl who's slowly brainwashing her boyfriend into becoming a girl forever.  The theme of challenges come up often in my caps because I would imagine everything experienced as a woman would be just that.  To someone born a woman, it's all they know.  To someone who's living the life for the first time, it's got to be something tough to wrap your head around.  If you did have someone to guide your experience, then you should hope they are benevolent. . . . you are in their care.  But as the title says - Nothing will happen that you don't WANT to happen. . . .