"Broadway Baby" or "T-Gal On A Hot Tin Roof"

This beauty will turn heads wherever she goes!

"Creativity" or "More Than One Way"

Determination definitely fuels creativity

[Classic Caption] Dude! Your Dad is HOT!

Originally Posted to Rachel's Haven June 2008

This is something I did for a caption contest.  I thought it was a cute little twist on things.  How would love to be your wife's twin?  Would you act the same was she did or would you create your own feminine persona?

[Exclusive Caption] "First One's Free" or "Hard Sell"

An exclusive caption for this blog.

So what's the right choice?

[Exclusive Caption] "Her Best Face" or "You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression"

An exclusive caption just for this blog

I love confidence; it's sexy and it often gets you want you want.  Part of confidence is knowing who and what you are.  Confidence and pride are big parts of this caption and I wanted to capture both.  Until next time, dolls.

"The Dark Debutante" or "Bippety Boppety Bitch"

This is a little Twisted FairyTale I crafted after seeing this image. It was shown to me by Victoria and I instantly thought of Cinderella.  I took the idea and ran with it, but really wanted to concentrate on the transformation itself.  My goal was to seduce the reader visually and mentally . . . so much fun!

Me and Victoria's interests are so much the same that I could have easily have switched the names around in this.  In fact her imprint is very much on this caption: she proof-read it, showed me the image that sparked the idea and even provided a little help on the second title.  Of course when I thought of the prince, I had someone in particular in mind so it should be quite fun to see the reaction . . . (I even have something of a follow-up image that could be used as a "honeymoon" caption sequel.)

I won't give away the visual ques but they should be obvious.  I'm also thinking of expanding it and writing out the entire fairy tale as I envision it from beginning to end.  I would love to hear your thoughts on this one.  Until next time, dolls.

[Exclusive Caption] "Daddy's Little Girls" or "Family Bonding"

An exclusive caption created for The Modern Goddess blog.

Sometimes I just feel wicked and want to cross a forbidden the line or two.  This caption is such a caption.  This one was partly inspired by a story from Fictionmania along with a conversation I had with Victoria Hyde.  She brought up the idea of a mistress being a flesh-peddler; holding her thrall out on display while she gives a seductive sales pitch to the potential customer.  Meanwhile, said thrall wait's patiently, eyes pleading to be used after being trained so well by her mistress.  It's a positively orgasmic image of temptation and needless to say it sent the motor running.  I combined a few ideas and wrote this caption after finding a particular picture. Because she helped spark it, Victoria gets the co-staring role and the speaking parts.  Afterall, I can think of no one else who can sale sin like her.  That silver-tongued vixen will have you in panties before you can say "Yes ma'am" and I adore her for it.

While I can't say that I will use particular trope much, I can say I will be exploring more darker themes when the fancy strikes me.  The usual quality of work you've come to know and love will still be here!  Until next time.

[Guest Caption] Fancy A Dip

Amanda S sent this caption via email to me and it was too divine not to post.  As you can see she's promising and I'm glad she thought it was worthy to be sent in!  If you enjoy her caption, please comment here but also email Amanda S and give her some love. I hope we will hear more from her soon.  I know I can't wait.

If you want to submit your own caption, please email me here.(Hint: lil-ole-narcissistic me loves tributes).  There is also a set of images someone sent me that I plan to work with as soon as I get some things done with my que of captions.  Hope to here from you lovely dolls soon. 

P.S. - I've started to personally respond to comments left on posts here, so expect something to be said back if you leave me a note.  

"Fashion Statement" or Kaitlyn's Amazing Technicolor Dream Dress"

Originally posted to Rachel's Haven September 2011

This was done for Kaitlyn as a bonus.  I just love the classy look of this picture and the expression on her face.  She wants to give in to her beau and I wanted to know why.  I think the story presents itself.

[Exclusive Caption] ". . . With Benefits" or "A Good Reason To Get Caught"

An Exclusive Caption only for The Modern Goddess Blog

Would you  take the plunge if you were her?

"A Simple Thrill" or "A New High"

Originally Posted to Rachel's Haven September 2011

This was made for Kaitlyn who tends to make more "nice" captions.  She had made me a wonderful little bodyswap story and this was my return to her.  I've made captions for her before but I have always found her preferences harder to focus on than most.  She likes the traditional TG/TF fiction universes (Great Shift, SRU, MoZ, etc.) and I always had difficulty writing within those realms. 

Now one thing about Kaitlyn people tend forget; just because she tends to lean towards pictures that are less sexual in nature they assume this means there can't be anything wicked in the stories.  That's far from the case.  In this story, I really wanted to play with the idea of temptation.  While bouncing ideas off of Caitlyn (two for the price of one!), this story jumped into my head.  The image itself oozes femininity but aside from being very pretty to look at, it doesn't tell much of a story.  However, it's that very femininity that works well to drive this tale. 

If you are a regular visitor here, than chances are that femininity would be a temptation for you.  Some of you dress, some of you have gone deep down the womanhood.  Whatever your stopping point, it would have to be tempting to be your most optimally feminine and pretty.  A chance at whatever your ideal would be a dream come true and I doubt many would pass it up.  I hope I've tempted you with this tale today.  Until next time, dolls.

sometimessimone@yahoo.com

[Classic Caption] "No Boys In The Room" or "Sharing Birthday Cake"

What do YOU eat in the bed?  Or is it WHO do you eat?

-Originally Posted to Rachel's Haven June 2008.

Another early caption, something I would love to find the original images and remix it.  It's a sweet story made sexy by the source images.   Anyone else waiting to get this present for their birthday?

[Classic Caption] New Rules Of Racing: My first caption

Originally posted on Rachel's Haven on May 2008

This is the first caption I ever created.  When I first made this, I had been on Rachel's Haven for all of a week and I decided to dip my toes into writing captions.  I had seen them for years all over the internet at this time, but they were scattered in so many places.  I had contributed stories to Fictionmania but nothing beyond that.

Looking back on this, I'm pleased with what I wrote, but I had no concept of design.  I large block of space, some text and a picture was pretty much all I knew (Notice it doesn't even have a double name).  At the time I was still exploring the idea of admitting that I had this kink so the Simone that runs this blog wasn't fully developed.  Over 250 captions later I feel I've grown.  Still, I can appreciate what this caption does do right.  I originally wanted to remix this caption before posting it and I still might just for fun.  How do you think I've done in the years since making this caption? 

Until next time, dolls.

[Classic Caption]"The Last Father's Day" or "A Prayer Answered"

Originally posted to Rachel's Haven on June 2008

 I think of all the captions I've ever written, I'm proudest of this one.  I will tell you now that if you are looking for something with a most sexual nature, this caption won't be it.  I really wanted to write something that captured sacrifice and unconditional love in it's purest form.  It was made for the June 2008 caption contest (the theme was Father's Day).  I haven't been at the haven longer than a month and this was the first time I actually entered a contest.  I was very new to captioning and looking at it now, I can see visual mistakes I wouldn't make now.  Regardless, the story was what I was truly going for so I that was my focus. 

This turned out to be the winner of that month and I was very surprised at the response it received.  While I have rarely used the pregnancy trope in a caption, I do understand the allure of it.  There is perhaps no other action that embodies femininity than giving life. To feel a life growing inside you and becoming bonding with that child is something I I believe holds one of the highest honors in our society.  Usually when I use it, I try to take great care with it in captions.  Still, there is a sensual allure to feeling the weight of a pregnant body as well.

I hope you enjoyed this sentimental look at captioning.  Until next time, doll.s

"A Simple (Failed) Plan" or "Lipstick On A Pig"

So maybe I do have a sense of humor!  Something just to be a bit silly for Ashleigh.  This went through about four revisions before this one and that's saying something considering that it's not a long caption. 

"HAVENIZE Your Life" or "Unlock Your Bliss"

Here you are, dolls, my final entry to the Rachel's Haven August Caption Contest.  Will you take the blue pill or the pink pill?  I'll admit I want to win it, so if you can please vote!  However, there are some amazing captions by others there (including Victoria, Realfield, Ashleigh, Alexia ,Kayla and many others you already know!).

Until next time, dolls.

Two Captions - One Image Special

Now here's an interesting scenario; a picture inspires two captions at the same time.  I found this image in my blog feed and it stuck out right away.  It SCREAMED "cap me!" and I had no choice.  Wanting to use the static image, I knew I wanted to add little in terms of boarders and text space.  I decided to make it a quick caption and due to the sci-fi nature of the image, I made it for Sci-Fi Kara.


As soon as I finished it, I had another idea for it that fit perfectly with The Monthly Caption Contest @ Rachel's Haven (To view this and the other captions in the contest, CLICK HERE.  I won't be mad if you vote for me too).  This month's theme was for Haven-inspired products.  I've made one already, so this was my second.  This was the second idea I had for it:

 

Which one do you enjoy most?  Let me know what you think, dolls.  Again, if you want to see other entries for the contest, go to Rachel's Haven, view and vote 


Tomorrow I'll be posting my last entry in the contest.  Until next time, dolls. 

"Haven by Rachel" or "Better Living Through Chemistry" [August Caption Entry]

This was made for the Haven's August Caption Contest (vote here for it or look at the other captions in the contest!).  I'm sure it's only a matter of time before these products are on the market.

[Classic Caption] "First-Date Flutters" or "For whom The Doorbell Tolls"

Made for Jillisa @ Rachel's Haven back in 2008.   I think I enjoyed writing this one more than anything else about it because I feel like it's the story that truly takes the stage.  It's a sentimental one with more emotion than most of my caps.  Yet I get a lot of joy writing things like this.

"Supervixen" or "Daughter of Simone"

There has been some new talent joining the haven and one of them made a creative caption for me.  This was my return caption for them.  Like me, Victoria (who's wonderful blog is just starting out) enjoys the ideas of embracing femininity and enjoying the power it has.  If you take a look at her work, you'll understand why I enjoy it so much, so I felt it needed to return it in this fashion.  This was a joy to write.  I also agonized over this one because this image comes from my muse files.  I use this same model for my avatar so it was somewhat personal.  Yet I took the chance as I am trying not to sit on so many images.  What good are they if you don't caption them???

Until next time, dolls.

Have an idea for a caption or want to submit one to be picked as a guest cap?  then send it to me and see if I select it . . . 

sometimessimone@yahoo.com