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What every "girl" is thinking on a first date
Mmmmmm, oh these are nice. So silky and smooth. How luxurious! I might need to settle down. Some wine might calm the nerves. Oooh yes; warm and relaxing. I can’t afford to get so excited so soon! Control, girl! You don’t want your date finding anything in your panties! But these pantyhose are too yummy to be believed! I’ll have to visit that store again…
Oh my! This girdle! It’s like a lover’s embrace every time I breathe! Steady, Elise. But I’ve never had such lovely contours. These are positively magical. I even feel like I have a little extra to wiggle in my heels when I walk! Maybe he’ll be looking at my ass when I get out the car! Won’t that be delightful…. mmmmmm, don’t go there yet! Let’s see, manly thoughts: Liam Neeson, Karl Urban, James Bond, Ryan Gosling….Oh that’s not helping! Those are all swoon worthy. . .
Did I just coo? Oh I did. Tee-Hee, I’m clearly in the mood tonight. Someone’s getting lucky. I just hope we get to the restaurant before this bra comes off. Listen to me acting like such a naughty girl! Who knew I had it in me? Well, this is Elise’s first date and so I guess acting like a bubbly school girl is perfectly normal. But how does one go back to boring slacks and . . yuck, cotton briefs? Being a girl is SO much more fun! Makeup, bras, heels and hoses! It’s like Christmas everyday!! I’ll think about it later. This is Elise’s night - Jeff will have to take a backseat.
Ooooh, Elise girl you are gorgeous! Why thank you, Elise! Giggle! Why don’t you meet Mark at the door dressed just like this? Elise, I am not THAT kind of girl! We will see after two drinks and a lobster dinner…