"A Simple (Failed) Plan" or "Lipstick On A Pig"

So maybe I do have a sense of humor!  Something just to be a bit silly for Ashleigh.  This went through about four revisions before this one and that's saying something considering that it's not a long caption. 

"Pretty Kitty" or "Going For A Walk"

Any of you girls want to go for a little walk?

"Vainglorious" or "An Exercise In Vanity"

It's funny how sometimes the best laid plans go up in smoke but still turn out to be the best situation possible.

"Unwrapping A Present" or "Waiting On The Finished Product"

"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life" or "Music Changes The World"

This was made for Sammie over at the haven.  This is one of her muses and I have to say I can see why she wants this delicious body.  Perhaps the music will touch you too.

"Haven by Rachel" or "Better Living Through Chemistry" [August Caption Entry]

This was made for the Haven's August Caption Contest (vote here for it or look at the other captions in the contest!).  I'm sure it's only a matter of time before these products are on the market.

[Classic Caption] "First-Date Flutters" or "For whom The Doorbell Tolls"

Made for Jillisa @ Rachel's Haven back in 2008.   I think I enjoyed writing this one more than anything else about it because I feel like it's the story that truly takes the stage.  It's a sentimental one with more emotion than most of my caps.  Yet I get a lot of joy writing things like this.

"Birth Of A Succubus" or "Life You Never Had"

This is for Evie @ Argus Backburner.  This was a return for this delicious caption she did for me!

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"Contracts" or "Sign Your Life Away"

Normally, I don't do such long stories but this one continued to grow in my head so I had to make it work.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did putting it together.


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[EXCLUSIVE CAPTION] "Office Hours" or "Doing What You Love"

Never let it be said I don't do what I love.  And some of you would love for me to do it to you as well. . .


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"Act Of Love" or "A Grand Gesture"

Would you want your wife to show you this kind of love?

"It's Just Business" or "A Match Made In. . . ."

I love happy accidents and this caption was a perfect example.  I made it for Dee @ Dee-lusions of Grandeur because when I saw the picture, I immediately thought she would enjoy it.  I had no intention of making this caption because I was originally working on another one.  But this was a case when the picture sparked an idea; being the Dee tends to like more "meta" captions.  This one seemed not to need much explanation as the picture was completely interesting on it's own. Also, I love being able to blend humor with wickedness.

[CLASSIC CAPTION] "No More Hiding" or "Stay Out of Simone's Clothes"

"A Firm Grasp" or "Craving What You Hate"

I know some of you dolls wish for a man to take over and show you who's boss.  Perhaps he would give you a body like this one, slim yet shapely, feminine and smooth.  You'll be too weak to fight against him, but by the time he's done, all you'll want is for him to use you as he pleases.

"The Apprentice" or "Gimmie The Prize"

Made for Alectra @ Alectra's Playgrounds.

"Stockholm Syndrome" or "No Longer A Game"

Some of you doll,s wouldn't have a problem with this happening to you.  Would it better to go back or to just let things continue as they do?

[Exclusive Caption] "Romantic Holiday" or "Slip Into A Getaway"

If you knew you could get away with it, would you?  You can't say you wouldn't want such a yummy body.  It's to die for.  No doubt some island stud will sweep you off your feet and into his bed. . . . or perhaps you can have some fun with the girls instead.  Maybe even a couple will want to share a sweet young thing like you as their anniversary present. . . .

[Exclusive Caption] "Teenage Dream" or "A Prom Night Sissy"

It's that time of year when every little girl in school dreams of being swept off to prom and be a princess for a night.  Every little sissy wishes they can join in on the salon trips, dress shopping and looking pretty for pictures.  Perhaps they want their mother to do this to them???  Would you be able to say no to your date after he decides to take you to the hotel room afterwards?  Would you want to?

[EXCLUSIVE CAPTION] "Trapped!!" or "I Straddle The Fence"

Which side am I on?  Doesn't matter, I play for both teams . . .

Well,  you lucky little bitches get TWO exclusives from me in the same week.  Your adoration is welcome.

Here's something I don't see much in captions - Traps.  I must admit, I'm jealous of those who can pull off such a stunt, living on both sides of the fence due to blessings from genetics (The most recent being model Andrej Pejic.  It's not fair!).  Still, it's something that's very real and possible.  Boy or girl?  Pick a side - How about both?

[EXCLUSIVE CAPTION] "Getting Noticed" or "Now That I Have Your Attention. . ."

How can you ignore all of this??

I haven't been quite as active of late, but I shall do my best to keep things updated with content as time permits.  Still, I found enough inspiration to make this little caption so I am sharing it with you all now.

The image if of one of my favorite muses, Vikki Blows.  She's one of my ideal images in terms of a "cool girl" type with a wicked streak.  She has sex oozing from her pores, so you can see why I would want to have a body and look like hers.