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You would think having a hot girl with magical powers would be great but NOOOOO! It’s a pain in the ass! My roommate Meryl isn’t something cool like a magical horny genie or some succubus hyper slut - she’s a freakin’ fairy godmother-in-training*!
So you’re probably thinking “But Damien, how is having your very own wish-fulfillment ATM with tits a bad thing?” Funny you should ask: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! Fairy godmothers don’t just grant wishes on a whim; they grant wishes they THINK you need! So what did Meryl think I needed? A freakin’ MAKEOVER!
So you know what I learned from all of this? A little thing like being a guy doesn’t stop a fairy godmother once she’s made up her mind. A little wave of Meryl’s wand and it’s bippity boppity boobs! No amount of objections is changing her mind, she thinks she’s put me on a one way ticket to true love. Every time I speak up, she wiggles that wand and I turn into airhead debutante. Who knows how much she’s monkeyed around in my head? I tell ya, my next roommate is SO going to be a hot guy....mmmmm...