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She expects you to do more than talk . . .
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Another caption created for Kendall. I had a LOT of fun creating this because of the universe that it takes place in. I put a minor twist on things most wouldn't think to use.
What mainstream fiction universe do you think is ripe for TG stories?
You don’t fool me with that “Oops!” routine. You were hoping to catch me in a more compromising position weren’t you? Look all you want, that’s what you’re here for and I don't mind in the slightest.
Surprised? I’ve gotten quite good at hiding my true self. I could pass the most thorough of inspections, even without the lingerie. It goes beyond a simple “tuck & hide” for me. I don’t just dress as a woman, I BECOME one in every way that matters. You hired the best so no need to worry.
But you didn’t hire me to simply be your date, correct? You wanted a distraction. I’m more than capable of keeping all eyes on me for the evening, as you can see. Just walk me into the party and I’ll keep the guests attention. Long enough for you to do what you need, Mr. Bond.
Oh come now, James, did you really not think I wouldn’t know who you really were? I’m much more than a silly actor or impersonator. I’m very careful about the clients I accept. Research and reconnaissance are paramount for a person like me. I knew who you were the moment you left your headquarters in London. The perky redheaded flight attendant whose ass kept you entertained all the way to Munich? What about the sultry Italian goddess who you shared a drink with in your hotel? The graceful Persian dancer at the club? The bubbly, nubile blonde American co-ed who fell in your lap on the beach in Thailand? All me. I know my craft, Mr. Bond, just as well as you know yours.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to finish getting ready. Or you could stay and help me with my dress. It’s a slinky little red number I am sure will catch everyone’s eye. If you’re a good boy, James, I’ll THINK about letting you help me out of it later. I’m all too aware of your charms, sir, but you’ll have to work a bit harder than a smoldering look and a smile to impress me.
Don’t look so hurt, dear boy, I’m worth the extra effort I assure you. The price for my services is high for a reason.