"Untouchable" or "The Order of Things"

This caption wouldn't be possible without the Super Bowl:

Believe it or not, this caption was inspired by the Fiat 500 Super Bowl Commercial.  The decidedly sexy ad was almost all in Italian, and I went and looked up the translation.  I found that  A) The model isn't even Italian (Romanian model Catrinel Menghia) and B) It's some highly sexy and bitchy dialogue.

When gushing over the commerical with Lady Victoria, I showed her the dialogue and off-offhandedly said it was sounds like great dialogue for a caption.  That sparked the idea in my head and I toyed with the idea.  Victoria urged me on, so I kept the translated dialogue and decided to write my own caption for it.

 Starting out, I thought about using the same model or some other grand brunette, but I ended up using one of my muses Candice Swanepoel (Really need to make a list of those one day here.).  This image came into view and she canceled out any other possible girls - her decadent high-class vibe oozes from the image.  Candice's amazing eyes and her stunning face give her a very versatile look. She looks like she could be a sweetheart or she could kiss you off in the nastiest way possible all with a smile on her face.

The idea came easy as I looked at the image and text and I started forming a story around the original few lines from the commercial.  Victoria edited the full text and I went through about 3 revisions on design before this one was settled. 

While this one will more than likely go down as one of my favorites, I hope it will go over well with you lovely readers out there.  I hope you can enjoy my personal fantasy.  Until next time, dolls.