This caption wouldn't be possible without the Super Bowl:
it or not, this caption was inspired by the Fiat 500 Super Bowl Commercial. The decidedly sexy ad was almost all in Italian, and I went
and looked up the translation. I found that A) The model isn't even
Italian (Romanian model Catrinel Menghia) and B) It's some highly sexy and bitchy dialogue.
When gushing over the commerical with Lady Victoria, I showed her the dialogue and off-offhandedly said it was sounds like great dialogue for a caption. That sparked the idea in my head and I toyed with the idea. Victoria urged me on, so I kept the translated dialogue and decided to write my own caption for it.
Starting out, I thought about using the same model or some other grand brunette, but I ended up using one of my muses Candice
Swanepoel (Really need to make a list of those one day here.). This image came into view and she canceled out any other possible girls - her decadent high-class vibe oozes from the image. Candice's amazing eyes and her stunning face give her a very versatile look. She looks like she could be a sweetheart or she could kiss you off in the nastiest way possible all with a smile on her face.
The idea came easy as I looked at the image and text and I started forming a story around the original few lines from the commercial. Victoria edited the full text and I went through about 3 revisions on design before this one was settled.
While this one will more than likely go down as one of my favorites, I hope it will go over well with you lovely readers out there. I hope you can enjoy my personal fantasy. Until next time, dolls.