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You would think having a hot girl with magical powers would be great but NOOOOO! It’s a pain in the ass! My roommate Meryl isn’t something cool like a magical horny genie or some succubus hyper slut - she’s a freakin’ fairy godmother-in-training*!
So you’re probably thinking “But Damien, how is having your very own wish-fulfillment ATM with tits a bad thing?” Funny you should ask: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! Fairy godmothers don’t just grant wishes on a whim; they grant wishes they THINK you need! So what did Meryl think I needed? A freakin’ MAKEOVER!
So you know what I learned from all of this? A little thing like being a guy doesn’t stop a fairy godmother once she’s made up her mind. A little wave of Meryl’s wand and it’s bippity boppity boobs! No amount of objections is changing her mind, she thinks she’s put me on a one way ticket to true love. Every time I speak up, she wiggles that wand and I turn into airhead debutante. Who knows how much she’s monkeyed around in my head? I tell ya, my next roommate is SO going to be a hot guy....mmmmm...
Haha, its a short fun lighthearted cap with a bit of a kicker in the end! I did enjoy the new take on fairy godmothers and I quite liked the phrase "bippity boppity boobs". I do enjoy good alliteration and word play!
ReplyDeleteI rarely get solid ideas that allow potential humor so I couldn't pass this one up. Perhaps we will have to visit you and give you a little bippity boppity . . .
DeleteJust a little? :P
DeleteI called her out for the excellent use of "bippty boppity boobs" as well. Quite a wonderful little saying and of course I heard Angela Lansbury say it as well so it was even more charming!
ReplyDeleteIn real life, I think this would be a bonus. Usually you are happy if they pay their part of the rent on time and don't make a mess in the community area! I'd say it would be great for her to conjure up a maid, but that just might end up being me so I definitely wouldn't complain!
Hmmmm, i could see you as a little helpless maid forced to sing some sort of song. . .be our guest, be our guest, our cunnilingus is the best. .
DeleteLove the caps! I just started my own blog. Hope you like it. http://kattfashionista.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteLeft a few comments on your blog. Hope you continue to work on them!
DeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteAs funny as a cap this is, it does make me wonder. How much of what we want is truly what we want? Maybe this IS what Damien wanted... I mean it does sound like she's going to be happier when her makeover is done.