"Act Of Love" or "A Grand Gesture"

Would you want your wife to show you this kind of love?

[EXCLUSIVE CAPTION] "Trapped!!" or "I Straddle The Fence"

Which side am I on?  Doesn't matter, I play for both teams . . .

Well,  you lucky little bitches get TWO exclusives from me in the same week.  Your adoration is welcome.

Here's something I don't see much in captions - Traps.  I must admit, I'm jealous of those who can pull off such a stunt, living on both sides of the fence due to blessings from genetics (The most recent being model Andrej Pejic.  It's not fair!).  Still, it's something that's very real and possible.  Boy or girl?  Pick a side - How about both?

Happy Birthday Jennifer! Now Bend Over!

"Favorite Customer" or "The Street-stalker"  

"The Perfect Gift" or "The Gift That Keeps On Cumming"

Hello, darlings.
Jennifer from Jennifer's TG Caps of Defiance makes some wonderfully devious captions.  Because it was her birthday, I decided to give her something special - I'm sure she will enjoy her gifts.  After all, every girl wants new jewelry and a man to make their lives better, right?

"The Bambi Package" or "An Excellent Sale's Pitch"

"This is only the floor model.  Yours will come with a lifetime guarantee"

Hello darlings.
I know I've been away, but I assure it was temporary.  I'm currently working on some new content for you to enjoy, but I still have plenty of back catalog display.  If you'll give me a moment, I'll show you some.  This little bit was for someone as a welcome to the haven a few months back.  I think some of you might want your own package deal like this one.